The Forum Rules (THESE ARE FALSE RULES, DON'T FOLLOW THEM)

1. Don't go to my blog if you are the funniest person of the world.

2. Do not backseat modding. If you do this, instead to have the rank "Naughty Penguin", you will have "Naughty Mod".

3. Don't give my phone number to FBI. You will get permabanned.

4. Don't give my phone number to Santa Claus. He will know that I stole his costume and you will be permabanned.

5. Don't make threads to sell cars. I will buy them with a false credit card.

6. Don't advertise TV shows. If you do it, you will have the "On my way Canceled..."

7. Don't try to report this post to moderators or I will lock each thread you have made and I will report you to FBI.

8. These are FALSE RULES. DON'T FOLLOW THEM. If you follow these rules, go to http://sorryforbelievingyourrulestomyellow.plz/ and send me a message saying "sorry".

Good bye!
-Tom Yellow